Foreword
The page contains inordinate legalese, verbose definitions and overly complex technical terminology. The convoluted language contained herein is designed to obfuscate intent and promulgate rhetorical recherché. By reading this you expressly and impliedly consent to squinting in frustration, confusion and feelings of annoyance.
However, we would like to congratulate you for making it this far. As a reward for your diligent analysis we hereby rescind the aforementioned statements and will provide logical Privacy and Terms of Use which can be found below.
Privacy & Terms of Use
This page informs website visitors (users) like you of:
- Data We Collect on Our Website & How We Use It
- Personal Information We Collect & How We Use It
- Cookies
- Third-Party Services
- Security
- Links to Other Sites
- Changes to This Privacy Policy
- Questions
Data We Collect on Our Website & How We Use It
Our website collects data like most others. By using our website you agree to the collection and use of the collected information. So, if you disagree with anything, quickly close your browser and run for the hills!
Most of the information we collect is anonymous. It’s information like IP address, session duration and the pages visit. We worked hard to build our website and would like to know what pages are popular, where problems exist and how we can make our website experience better.
Personal Information We Collect & How We Use It
The information which is not anonymous is Personal Information. This is only collected if users such as yourself are generous enough to provide it. Some website visitors request information by filling out the form with their name, company, email address and phone number. When visitors submit their information, it is sent securely to our database where it is safely stored. We use this Personal Information to contact the user and we do not share it with other companies or individuals unless it is specific to the visitors request.
Cookies
Cookies are files with small amounts of data that are stored on your computer’s hard drive. They are used as anonymous, unique identifiers that allow us to track statistics like return visits and allow us to advertise to you across the internet to remind you of how cool we are. Remember, if you don’t want cookies to be stored on your hard drive you can disable or delete them in your browser.
Third-Party Services
We use Google Analytics and other third-party services to collect anonymous data. These third-party services do not have access to Personal Information.
Security
We use SSL encryption and industry best-practices to protect your Personal Information during transmission and electronic storage.
Links to Other Sites
Our website may contain links to other third-party websites such as Twitter and Pinterest. If you click on a third-party link, you will be directed to that site. Of course, we have no control over third-party sites and assume no responsibility for the content, policies or practices of any third-party site or service.
Children’s Privacy
Our Services do not address anyone under the age of 13. We do not knowingly collect personal identifiable information from children under 13. In the case we discover that a child under 13 has provided us with personal information, we will immediately delete this information. If you are a parent or guardian and you are aware that your child has provided us with personal information, please take a moment and be proud that your child has an interest in digital technology and then contact us.
Changes to This Privacy Policy
We may update our Privacy Policy from time to time and advise you to review this page periodically for any changes. These changes are effective immediately after they are posted on this page.
Questions
If you have any questions about our Privacy Policy, please contact us.